February 2011
"Such a lamp"
Montano : Such a lamp
Montano : Lamo
Montano : Nevermind, he's a lamp too
Self : HAHAHHHA
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Why's everyone trying to come in between Aria &...
TRY THIS NOW:
kellymaneja:
Taking a shower with the lights off. Shit feels bomb, must try.
You can only do this if you aren’t a pussy.
You can leave your phone, ipod, or a candle in there so it ain’t pitch black.
I suggest hot steamin water.
Music. Hook your bathroom up with some stereos, radio, whatever.. and put that shit on blast.
Sex songs. Nuff said. I prefer “Take you down” by Chris Brown. :P
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January 2011
Just checked my grades online ,
& currently , I have a 4.3 GPA . Now , if only I could keep it that way . I would be one happy camper .
When you catch someone wearing the same piece of...
Excuse No. 1 ; I wash my clothes every night .
Excuse No. 2 ; No really , I own like 5 of the same shirt/pair of jeans/etc.
alwaysletgo asked: howd u know that picture was me?
Don't wear 3D glasses on a regular basis.
whatusayfoo:
It looks stupid, especially when you poked the plastic lens out.
One & only exception ; Nerd Day .
You can't just tell someone they get to go to the...
F*cked up );
Which reminds me ; if Disneyland equals the ‘happiest place on Earth’ , & you have to pay to get it , then money really does buy happiness . Just a thought .
Brother's stupid .
Bro : Jaclyn , come here . Take a picture for me .
Self : Why ?
Bro : I wanna see how this shirt looks on me .
Self : Go look in a freakin' mirror .
Bro : Just take the picture .
Self : Fine .
*takes picture .
Bro : Get a full body shot , at leastt .
Self : Ohmygod , why .
*takes ANOTHER picture .
Bro : Hahaha , I made you do that to annoy you .
What . The . Hell .
I swear he's psychotic .
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I laugh at the losers who have to take that...
If you want something done right , you have to do...
Guys , I would just like to inform you that my...
-eloquence:
I want to believe that maybe everything is perfect but everything is not and maybe that is why I love it so dearly. Perfection is so vain, so — unattainable that every time I have found myself to become apart of something so artificial and seemingly flawless, I lose a bit of myself. Sometimes, I feel as if the flesh is being torn apart.
NOOOOOO , hiccups );
AP Gov Teacher: "Any questions about the quiz?"...
courtcanblogit:
FORREALS . Smh .
I was woken up this morning to "OH YEAAAAAH , OH...
My nephew (almost 2 yrs old) is hella loud .
Uhm ..
Guy on FB : Hey didn't I used to date you before ?
Self : Naw , I think you've got me mixed up w/ someone else . I don't think I've met you before .
Guy on FB : Don't you live in Emerald Heights ?
Self : Haha , nope .
AWKWARD ..
About to spam the bitch who stole my dad's phone ....
LOL when Randy slapped the girl from Harvard in...
Featured in this yr's drumline show = no drill for...
Which equals sitting there bored . At least we’ll be getting more drill tonight & maybe music ?
Just fallen in love w/ the most gorgeous ring .
& at $3250 , it’s totally worth it (:
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You don't know how pissed I got when Simone ,...
I was getting all jealous for Aria . GIRL , FIND YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND .
I think tumblr is one of the only places where...
yebrensaye:
If you were being followed in real life, that’d be quite scary.
LOL , kitty (:
Her : Je t'aime plus que tu sais .
Him : Mahal kita ang lahat ng puso ko .
Her : What's yours mean ?
Him : I love you with all of my heart . Yours ?
Her : I love you more than you know .
Really , Mom ?
Mom : Have you guys decided what you're going to eat , yet ?
Me : Pizza , call & order it .
*mom walks away .
Mom : Have you guys decided what you're going to eat , yet ?
Dad : Yeah , pizza .
Mom : Oh , okay .
Confused .
Pet Peeve ?
When people type w/ excessive amounts of punctuations .
For example :
What’re you doing ????? or Hey !!!!
Why’re you shouting at me ? .____. One , two at most , are good enough , thanks .
Love is a funny thing . It sneaks up on you when...